BREAKING NEWS THEEYE GETS ARRESTED!!!!

COMMING SOON AS SOON AS MY BODY PAINS REDUCE.

SUNDAY BORING SUNDAY IN MUFULIRA

Its Sunday and am still here in Mufulira,the town with one
roundabout,should I even dare call it town,a cluster of buildings best
describes it.Anyway its hot and I just got back from my dead end
job.Now am just sitting here bored like hell just sipping on sum gin
n juice west side till I die baby ha ha ha!!! .I'm trying to decide if
I should go to the swimming pool maybe something is happening
there.Meanwhile I have managed to leave my secret underground
bunker in an undisclosed location somewhere here in Mufulira checking
out chicks as they go about their business .chicks here are always
too over dressed I don't even know where they go to this time of day
coz I know De Beers aint open this time of day.maybe there off to
Copacabana or maybe there off to see their horny boyfriends to be
screwed in their asses!but as for me,well I think am just going to
stagger off to Mufulira pool get a cold CASTLE larger or two and I'll
see what happens! Theeye is now @ the pool.As usual loud
music no action no MOSI lager will have to settle for black
label,tastes like toilet water but wtf beer is beer hey ,drunk is
drunk .Waitining for chicks here and I find myself in the company of
Audry. She's cool! She's drinking BLACK label coz theres no MOSI here
@ the swiming pool.I think i'm going to chat her up maybe I might get
a little action tonight you know what am saying.Got to sign off now
will get you upto speed late to tell you how my gig goes .

VIVA JONNEYS

TheEye is back and still here in Mufulira in my underground bunker and
this time I'm just going to talk about a random thought about
something I just noticed about a product that's selling on the streets
of Zambia particularly the streets of Mufulira.This product is selling
by the truck load and is being consumed buy bucket load.I'm sure
you're wondering what this product is.Well if you want to know well,
I'm talking about the ever popular JONNEYS PREMIUM BRANDY populary
known as "TUJILIJIL".Now,what's so special about "Jonneys brandy?Well
its cheap,easy to carry and will give you an instant shot.People carry
it everywhere .Guys wearing suits carry JONNEYS in the inside of their
jacket pockets,students in class are carrying it,police men are
drinking it keeping it next to their bullets .Its a crazy world.
Most guys I know will get two to three sachets of the stuff gulp them
down and of the go to places like MONALISA ,COPACABANA and JUMBO and
get Amstel Heineken etc and these guys usually get girls this way.But
the main reason for writing about JONNEYS is that this product has no
expiry date and has no list of ingredients on the pack.I don't know
how the manufacturer has managed to sell the product countrywide
without anyone noticing without giving a toss. Hey so if you ever come
across some JONNEYS ,enjoy !Cheers!!!!!!!

PICTURES OF MUFULIRA

Mufulira Mufulira !!!

This is theEYE reporting from Headquarters somewhere within Mufulira
(exact location kept secret due to security concerns) where I have
been stuck for the last freaking two years.Now,for all you who
don't know who I'm,am a simple guy living a far from simple lifestyle
and am here to tell you about life in Mufulira.This is one crazy
town.Now for all you guys who've never been here,this is place where
you have only one roundabout yes one!A place where you find so many
women with bleached skin that one would think Mufulira is a game
reserve for these diproson smearing women. Now Muf is a small town and
when I mean small I mean tiny.You get to know everyone and everyone
gets to know you.When you go shopping,drinking,screwing you fucking
see the same people ! In later blogs I'll talk about which places to
go clubbing and what goes bump in the night.You check in Muf only
three things take place in mufulira,mining,drinking and prostitution
in that order.Prostitution and drinking will be for another
time.Talking of drinking I'm reminded of the once Mighty Mufulira
Wanderers football team.Now I'm not a fan of this team because I'm a
supporter of CEC sponsored Power Dynamos just out of curiosity seeing
that I'm stuck here in this mud hole I've managed to attend a few of
their training sessions and what I have seen is a sorry sight .Most of
these guys are high on tujilijili which litter the training surface .
I can personally tell you not to expect to see these guys in the FAZ
Super League for the next few centuries.Shinde stadium,their home
ground is also a sorry sight to say the least.It looks more of a ruin
in ancient Greece than a stadium.I'll be telling you more about life
here in future posts so from my underground bunker in Mufulira this is
theEYE signing out!