Mufulira Mufulira !!!

This is theEYE reporting from Headquarters somewhere within Mufulira
(exact location kept secret due to security concerns) where I have
been stuck for the last freaking two years.Now,for all you who
don't know who I'm,am a simple guy living a far from simple lifestyle
and am here to tell you about life in Mufulira.This is one crazy
town.Now for all you guys who've never been here,this is place where
you have only one roundabout yes one!A place where you find so many
women with bleached skin that one would think Mufulira is a game
reserve for these diproson smearing women. Now Muf is a small town and
when I mean small I mean tiny.You get to know everyone and everyone
gets to know you.When you go shopping,drinking,screwing you fucking
see the same people ! In later blogs I'll talk about which places to
go clubbing and what goes bump in the night.You check in Muf only
three things take place in mufulira,mining,drinking and prostitution
in that order.Prostitution and drinking will be for another
time.Talking of drinking I'm reminded of the once Mighty Mufulira
Wanderers football team.Now I'm not a fan of this team because I'm a
supporter of CEC sponsored Power Dynamos just out of curiosity seeing
that I'm stuck here in this mud hole I've managed to attend a few of
their training sessions and what I have seen is a sorry sight .Most of
these guys are high on tujilijili which litter the training surface .
I can personally tell you not to expect to see these guys in the FAZ
Super League for the next few centuries.Shinde stadium,their home
ground is also a sorry sight to say the least.It looks more of a ruin
in ancient Greece than a stadium.I'll be telling you more about life
here in future posts so from my underground bunker in Mufulira this is
theEYE signing out!